Friday, 6 June 2014

SPONSOR TEAM CARLOS-WELTSCHMERZ - PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY




Get a kick out of philanthropy?
Does donating to good causes make you feel better about your self?
Or maybe you've done bad things and wish to smooth your path from this world into the next?
Physical reparation may be free, but why endure the agony when absolution can be bought - and at a price of your choosing!!!

On the 15th of June, Team Carlos-Weltschmerz will again be partaking in this year’s two-wheeled exodus from London to Brighton. For a cost, we at Carlos-Weltschmerz will atone for your sins so you don't have to. We’ll be up at 5.00 a.m. – come sleet, rain or hail – and we’ll spend the first hour or so of our odyssey jostling with a miscellany of cyclists, narrowly avoiding collisions with these mostly part-time exercisers. Later, some of us may sustain punctures. One of us might even crash. When the weather’s hot, people have been known to actually faint.
In fact, we'll probably have a lot of fun on the day. But that’s okay – it’s highly unlikely that your salvation depends upon the extent of our physical torment. So feel free to sponsor us having our ball: those who are without sin can take comfort in the fact that they will have helped make the world a more populous place; while the transgressors amongst you may yet avoid the horrors of Tartarus.




ALLEZ CYCLISME: CRISE CARDIAQUE BAS!


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